What the fuck is wrong with Rahul Gandhi, I mean, is he really that mental? The dude was laughing at his press conference that day (not smiling in modest defeat) but laughing out loud (LOL style) literally. And in between when his mother was talking he was winking at someone in the crowd. Yes, winking, don't believe me, Youtube it. Who does that, no , why would any one do that man, seriously, what is wrong with him.
The arrogance was quite visible (the "I don't give a fuck attitude" I mean) and we now officially know that he doesn't really care if he wins or loses the election, becomes the PM or not. Italy beckons for the silver spooned heir (not so) apparent.
Your mother hosts a farewell dinner for the outgoing PM of ten years and you go on a holiday out of the country. Seriously man, how can you do that, its like he was just waiting for the elections to get over, all tickets booked and travel plans ready, and the farewell dinner was a sudden plan for which he couldn't cancel his tickets(may be he had some special discount tickets for still in power party secretary). The worst was, poor congress low level spokesperson had to defend his quick getaway by saying, "after such a long election campaign, he deserves a break to relax" and the journalist he was talking to was almost laughing at him.
Jokes aside (not really :P) the PM was a nice guy man, everyone wants to be nice to him in his last few days, your party has already laid out plans to blame his governance of last five years for the loss (for your pathetic performance basically). The least you could do was stand next to him and his family for a photo-op. Shove a Gulab Jamun in the poor guy's mouth, whatever, just show some respect man, the guy is double your age.
And what about that interview (Yes the one with Arnab). What was he thinking man. Arnab is a guy who can blow up entire countries using just his words, and you go to him with 10th standard board exam type mugged up answers. RTI in government and Women empowerment(AIB made a nice tune out of it as well ( they are cool people man, crazy shit they do))
And what about the election campaign(yes the har haath shakti har haath tarakki( also the one inspired by Diggi, kattar soch nahi yuva josh)) Seriously dude, not even a dumb parrot was repeating that. Get lessons from Himesh Reshamiya if you will, but come up with something catchy man.
Ok enough, my wife tells me I have ranted long enough and going further can actually get me killed(I solicit protection from the RSS).
So enough for now, someone tell him, its better to retire in some Italian village and have pizza and wine for the rest of his life. Leave the government for much able hands(Oops, I meant lotuses :P)
The arrogance was quite visible (the "I don't give a fuck attitude" I mean) and we now officially know that he doesn't really care if he wins or loses the election, becomes the PM or not. Italy beckons for the silver spooned heir (not so) apparent.
Your mother hosts a farewell dinner for the outgoing PM of ten years and you go on a holiday out of the country. Seriously man, how can you do that, its like he was just waiting for the elections to get over, all tickets booked and travel plans ready, and the farewell dinner was a sudden plan for which he couldn't cancel his tickets(may be he had some special discount tickets for still in power party secretary). The worst was, poor congress low level spokesperson had to defend his quick getaway by saying, "after such a long election campaign, he deserves a break to relax" and the journalist he was talking to was almost laughing at him.
Jokes aside (not really :P) the PM was a nice guy man, everyone wants to be nice to him in his last few days, your party has already laid out plans to blame his governance of last five years for the loss (for your pathetic performance basically). The least you could do was stand next to him and his family for a photo-op. Shove a Gulab Jamun in the poor guy's mouth, whatever, just show some respect man, the guy is double your age.
And what about that interview (Yes the one with Arnab). What was he thinking man. Arnab is a guy who can blow up entire countries using just his words, and you go to him with 10th standard board exam type mugged up answers. RTI in government and Women empowerment(AIB made a nice tune out of it as well ( they are cool people man, crazy shit they do))
And what about the election campaign(yes the har haath shakti har haath tarakki( also the one inspired by Diggi, kattar soch nahi yuva josh)) Seriously dude, not even a dumb parrot was repeating that. Get lessons from Himesh Reshamiya if you will, but come up with something catchy man.
Ok enough, my wife tells me I have ranted long enough and going further can actually get me killed(I solicit protection from the RSS).
So enough for now, someone tell him, its better to retire in some Italian village and have pizza and wine for the rest of his life. Leave the government for much able hands(Oops, I meant lotuses :P)
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